Mama's Ramblings

Police Dept. Applicant Test



A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed.



The Chief says, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you."



Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, "Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit."



The man asks, "Why the rabbit?"



"Fantastic attitude!" says the Chief, "When can you start?"